My life is governed by reciepts.

read, chill, make large and complex yet nutritious snacks

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police. The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

MajorTom (September 13, 2006)
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Noriaki (December 18, 2005)
Well, I didn't die flying home, so this means you lose you jerk (btw the airport raped my computer... looked at it when I was setting it up and noticed that there were pieces in random places and some of the cards in my computer were just torn off the motherboard I hate the airport... they do everything wrong...)

yipeeskipp (December 1, 2005)
What is it with me and making your popularity points such pretty numbers? I guess I'm just amazing like that.

Noriaki (November 29, 2005)
I can't think of anything creative... so eat a shoe... loser

xdarlingheartx (November 29, 2005)
Hey it's my drastic hair change buddy! hehe loves you xoxo!

yipeeskipp (November 28, 2005)
Now you have an even 40 popularity points! Yay for new ways to waste time

MajorTom (November 26, 2005)
bahahaha only hugh can prevent florist friars... and the "psh" as your greek affiliation... i love it

Noriaki (October 21, 2005)
Your painful stomach is contagious